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Arharhar me hearties! Tis National Talk Like Them Pirates Day. But judgin by yer lack o piratey posts, I'm guessin ye weren't aware o this fact! I hope ye were just ignorant, so I won't have t'be havin' no shame fer knowin ye. Today, y'either talk like yer the scurviest dog that never ate an orange...